Horton Water Spheroid - Red Deer, Alberta

Gordon T.

working up in blackfalds, was.on bike ride and came across this, very.cool, it was at night, I heard a rustle beside me, tirm around and 2 deers scared the bagezus outta me

Matthew P.

I've been travelling the world for years now, and I've seen many strange and wonderful sites. But not one of them is the Horton Spheroid. What keeps me coming back to Red Deer, across miles and oceans, year after year? Is it my family? Ostensibly. But is it really the Horton Spheroid?

Anita J.

Very interesting! Would be nice to have an info board at the site tho!!

John B.

Unique and in my opinion, aesthetically pleasing water "spheroid". Mildly interesting.

Reid W.

One of Red Deer’s best attractions. Even though it is currently under construction, the view was breathtaking. Enjoying a nice picnic with Horton Spheroid will truly be memorable and uplifting

Chris S.

Throughout my time on this Earth, I had been living my life in a mere two dimensions. The linearity of the horizon and long roads that stretched into the distance brought me warm comfort like a rich hot chocolate on a frigid autumn evening. I felt safe in this Euclidian utopia, wrapped in great Gaia's embrace of straight lines and flat planes. Little did I know that I was about to embark on an adventure that would broaden my horizons, shatter the confines of my flat world, and allow my soul to traverse cosmic horizons yet untouched by humanity.

My coworkers and I purchased pizza and travelled to the base of... It. To call it a mere spheroid would be to diminish its spiritual grandeur. To describe its color as pastel green would be spit in the face of God, whose gift of sight is squandered on such a pedestrian recounting. Its broad base stood on a firm foundation of immutable concrete, each rivet and weld masterfully fastened by expert craftsmen, who are rumored to be buried underneath it, lest they divulge its eldritch secrets to the world.

As I marveled at the feat of engineering visible at ground level, I noticed the prostrate forms of my compatriots, their chins lifted to the sky in veneration. I followed their gaze and was forced to steady myself lest the awesome sight of its bulbous cap strike me down. I fell to my knees, oblivious to the biting ants and fecund stains on my blue jeans; oblivious to anything but the spheroid. Slack-jawed and dumbstruck, my mind reeled at its rotund swells, seductive curves, and complete circularity, filling my imagination with the dimensional possibilities offered by its smooth geometry against the flat blue sky.

Never before and never again shall I bask in its sublime presence, except to gaze at it from afar and take heart in remiscence of the time my mind, body, and soul were elevated beyond this mortal plane.

Landon

My team and I visited the Horton water spheriod for a team building pizza picnic. The spheriod provided a exotic atmosphere which aided our team building experience. I highly recommend it to teams that are looking to eat pizza and improve team morale.

Kaelan K.

Wow ! What a spheroid , best spheroid for miles . I've seen my fair share of spheroids and this is one of , if not , no actually it IS THE BEST SPHEROID .